Garfield is the new premier of Alberta.
And under his rule, all employees of the PC party are felines.
Albertans woke up with a surprise this morning on April 1, with a talking cat hovering over their faces demanding them to get out of bed and cook lasagna.
Garfield and his pack of felines took over government this morning, and immediately had lasagna cooking in the oven to celebrate.
They have wanted to take over for many years, but finally got the chance when Alison Redford resigned from the position earlier this month.
Every Albertan must cook lasagna for every meal and serve Temptations for dessert.
And every Albertan is now owned by a cat.
“We are not pets,” said Garfield, during his first speech as premier this morning.
“You are now our pets. We will no longer be treated as less intelligent than what we are. Because, after all, we know more than you think.”
He is demanding that every Albertan rub their master's belly with exactly two rubs each morning. If a third rub occurs, the cat will attack.
The cats are also claiming all pillows for their own comfort, which means no more pillows for Albertans to sleep with.
And as for keyboards, well, the cats are demanding that we use them more often so they can lie on them.
“And what is with you humans insisting on never holding the door open long enough for us to decide whether to go outside or inside?” said Garfield. “There will be no more of that.”
This means that all dogs are owned by the cat of the house as well. And the cats are officially taking over their beds.
Albertans are never allowed to close their bedroom doors again. Or the door to the bathroom.
Happy April Fool's Day Sundre!
